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52 x 11 - JackCB
when the media industry is just a front for crime, how many creative ways will it take them to protect the 'Talent'?.
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The car hit the kerb and launched into the air, twisting as it ascended like a corkscrew going into a bottle of Beaujolais. The mechanical underneath of the BMW now on full show to the passers by like someone up-skirting a Scotsman in his kilt.​
Callum braced himself for impact. Shutting his eyes and clenching the steering wheel, hoping it wouldn't hurt. The windscreen shattered on the first impact and shards of glass now floated inside the vehicle in slow motion as if someone had violently shaken a snow globe.
​ The jagged pieces of glass scratched Callum’s face and drew blood as the passenger door window caved in as it hit its side. The BMW rotated and smashed down on the tarmac a further three times and started sliding across Tower Bridge on its roof like a stone being pushed along the ice in a game of 'Curling' - slowly spinning to a stop like a roulette wheel about to land on 'blood' red that Callum had put his life savings but more importantly… his 'life' on.
​ Rob the sole occupant from the lead pursuing vehicle screeched to a halt and jumped out of the unmarked car.​
Picking up his police issued gun from the passenger seat he proceeded to walk slowly towards the vehicle with it pointed at the driver who was now trying to slide himself out of the upside-down car wreck with a broken arm in agony.
​ He took the safety off the gun and pointed it directly at Callum screaming for him to put his hands behind his fucking head which was impossible with a broken arm. The TV News and Police helicopters were now hovering above the iconic bridge on either side having a clear view of the crash scene.
The tourists on Tower Bridge were now running away in sheer panic at the sight of a firearm being pointed at a bloodied man, drivers abandoning their cars on the bridge and being aided to safety by the armed police that had now started to close the bridge on either side. The TV helicopter descended - now able to get a side on view of the stand-off between the two men but unable to able to pick up on the conversation between them.
The live broadcast with its shocked and confused 'Talking Head' news anchor back at BBC News Studios was relaying what the motives were, embellishing and serialising what was playing out in front of the millions of viewers who were watching live.
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The Springboard - JackCB
when the 'Talent' won't do what they were told to do first time around... you need to do another take.
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“Oscar – Charlie – Tango – Four - Is that fucking camera off us Frank! - over” – said the River Squad Police Sargent into his radio as Callum’s body appeared from under the water and floated bobbing along on his back towards his boat.
​ Frank a seasoned commercial pilot and former RAF chinook pilot during the Iraq war was operating the Pendragon TV helicopter high above them – he turned to Les who was filming the bridge scene from the open door of the chopper poised like a Vietnam vet about to spray napalm over the jungle that was London.
​“Les mate! – they need to get the mark into the boat – can you pan to the embankment so we don’t show the gruesome scene to the nation. I’ll let you know when we’ve got the all clear”.
​ He got a thumbs up from Les and radioed down to the Police officer who now had the greenlight to retrieve the body from the dirty Thames. Frank the helicopter pilot couldn’t help noticing Steve the PI who was sitting next to him was looking distraught at having taken the killer head shot from chopper.
​“Is he alright – thought he was trained?” – he commed over the radio to Les – still expertly controlling the helicopter dead still so the cameraman had an easy job.
“Yeh, he’ll be ok….” – Les said not overly giving a shit and going back to filming the police cordon on the Southbank of the bridge and the cars backing up to the elephant and castle.
​ The Police Serge killed the engine and the river boat steadied itself on what was luckily a calm River Thames, any choppier then the body would be moving at speed and would be a nightmare to get on board.
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Callum’s head hit the side of the boat and he opened his eyes before closing them.
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Edit Clause - JackCB
and.... 'cut!.'
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Callum floated there for a few seconds before he spontaneously thrashed his arms and legs, his upper torso convulsing, trying to expel the saline liquid that had invaded his lungs.
His eyes registering daylight from the North sea sky, his nervous system triggering his brain, urging it to catch up, his vision now registering the rescue rib vessel that had been launched from the HMS Valliant nuclear submarine, that was now smashing against the waves, heading to rescue his soul, which was owned by the UK government.
Holding his breath he plunged his head under the waves looking for the oil rig helicopter that he had just escaped from. There was no sign of the crashed mechanical bird, it was as if his body had been teleported to this exact GPS location, because there was now no vehicular evidence.
He tried to look through the deep blue of the sea under the waves, for a light from the helicopters beacon, but nothing, then there was a tug against his back, his arms flailing, as the rescue team from HMS Valliant dragged him onto the rib.
A hundred feet below them James McInnis had managed to unsecure his seatbelt in the slowly descending helicopter and was now scrambling to click the button to release his brother Joe who was sitting next to him, Joe stopped James in his tracks and started to use divers signals and ushered his older brother to look under the seat instead of helping him.
James was now at the upper limits of air and what his lungs could hold. The carbon dioxide in his lungs building, making his eyesight blur.
He scrambled and saw it, the oxygen tank and respirator that after the Piper Alpha disaster in the eighties all oil rig helicopters were legally obliged to carry should they have to take a plunge into the drink.
James opened the valve, and the now free compressed air released millions of bubbles into the cockpit like a hot tub being turned on.
He sucked on the respirator, like a baby sucking on the breast of her mother, the life-giving air tasted so sweet, like the first cup of coffee in the morning. He gulped a few times, his lungs now full with the vital gas it needed for life.
Floating the oxygen tank onto the helicopter seat he handed it to Joe, who grabbed it like an alcoholic with a bottle of whiskey that was being passed around in the park, Joe put the divers respirator into his mouth and gulped, alive.
James looked under his brothers seat and found the second oxygen tank and pulled it out into the water filled cockpit. He ushered for his brother to keep breathing and put the spare life giver in his mouth.
The helicopter bounced on the floor of the seabed, releasing sand that had laid undisturbed since Dogger bank was flooded when an ice shelf crashed off the coast of Norway a millennia ago, destroying the once fertile land connecting Scotland to Europe.
There was enough light coming from the roof of the sea for James to work out that this particular part of Dogger bank wasn’t that deep, perhaps one hundred meters in depth, they were lucky.
If you was a submariner or diver you would know that the bends wouldn’t be an issue for the McInnis brothers when they ascended to the sanctuary of the oil rig they had bought in cash one month before.
James pressed the button on his brothers seatbelt, and it pinged opened. Joe gave a thumbs up and turned to the helicopter side passenger door and managed to push it, forcing it to open.
The brothers held onto their air tanks in one hand and the respirators in their mouths and were now outside the tomb they were lucky to have escaped from.
Joe stopped James in his tracks who wasn’t hanging around, wanting to leave the seabed behind and re-visit the sanctuary of land,
Joe gave another divers signal – ‘hold’ – to his brother, who watched with confusion because Joe was now re-entering the helicopter and going against his instinct.
James floated there above the calm of the seabed, breathing freely through the respirator alone, the marine life now scattered due to the spaceship that had just landed in their world disturbing them. James watched his brother Joe reach around the cockpit floor, frantically, then what he saw made James laugh out bubbles as if drawing on a gong.
James put his hand out as Joe handed him his Glock 9mm revolver before putting his one in his back pocket. They both looked north in unison, up to the light blue of the sea, and both of them started to slowly ascend together, and both of them, now armed.
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The Dark Pitch - JackCB
'Talent' should be nurtured, groomed, and moulded into what has come before it. career progression can be a dangerous and bloody business.
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“What should I write?”​
“erm…”​
“Erm…!, well that’s just great isn’t it. One of the best press relations men in the media business and that’s all you can come up with. We didn’t win the election by me going on stage and saying erm…”​
“Alright, give me a minute I need to think”. Normally Alastair Campbell would have had this done in minutes and they would be moving onto something else, but this was a big one. The death of John Simkins was a big deal and as his paper was supporting the other team in the election and they had just literally that day moved into downing street it was going to be a tricky press release to write.​
“I haven’t got a minute, I’m live on the BBC literally in what is it?” – Tony Blair snapped his fingers at a junior aide.​
“Well, you should be in place at the lectern about now” – said a panicked assistant director.​
“For god’s sake Alistair, come on”.​
“Just say, my deepest sympathies are with the family right now”.​
“Oh, come on I can’t just say that. You and I know if you hate the deceased and there was a rift that’s what you put out. Everyone inside knows that”.​
“Jesus Ali, he was in his eighties, he was on his way out, why didn’t we have a obituary in place for this occasion”.​
“Ok, how’s this, our deepest blah blah, the labour party sends it thoughts and prayers to James and all the staff at the Union - Honestly Tony you don’t want to say too much”.​
“What about if the anchor asks me any questions about the suspicion of the crash?”​
“Well answer them, it was an accident anyway” – Campbell was getting inpatient now - “Look Tony, I never had a problem with John Simkins, I knew how to work him, he was one of the old timers that deserved respect. It was you that shut him and James out”.​
“And you and I both know why we shut them out”.​
“Yes, well… look, it’s in the past, we won…. He’s dead…. Simple as that”​
“Ok look, if the anchor asks you any questions just say we are preparing a briefing and will be offering help to the Union with any logistics for the funeral arrangements. We know the nation is in mourning at this time having lost someone close to our hearts – a prince of hearts - he will be remembered as a man that built one of the finest newspapers in this country and also, a man that would brighten the lives of the people he met”.​
“Should I suggest flowers are left outside Ibrox Stadium and that we will be holding a minutes silence and he will be getting a state funeral?”​
“Are you taking the piss?”.​
Blair laughed as he got up and straightened his tie. He was now ready to go and give a speech to the nation about a man he held disdain for, and the nation knew it.
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The Crime Association - JackCB
one mans search for his childhood abusers opened doors in the media industry to depravity, perversion and corruption at the heart of government.
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“How long have you been in the force then?” – that’s the usual question I ask officers to build rapport. Because you generally get an enthusiastic reply of time left till their pension, or if they are young they usually say something like ‘ two or three years out of the academy.
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This one came back with the reply – ‘Twelve years’ meaning he had missed out on some good benefits officers used to get.
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“So you joined after the housing allowance was removed then” – I said, knowing it would fuck him off.
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Back in the nineties officers were given a housing allowance which helped them with their rent and mortgages. Coppers like my cousin could make sure they lived local to their station and when it was removed nationwide as part of a cost saving by the then home secretary it wasn’t a popular move.
Some would argue that this cost saving made corruption inside the force a lot more wide spread. That if wages weren’t attracting good officers and officers close to retirement were taking that early way out you was losing a hell of a lot of experience, and talent.
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As we walked into the car park to meet DS Fitzwilliam I noticed in the corner of my eye a gardener sitting on a lawnmower. It was as if a director had shouted ‘action’ because as I emerged from the security gate and out into freedom he started the lawn mower engine up, which was generating an ambient sound well above 95 decibels.
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This was a new tactic I hadn’t encountered or read about before. With the loud noise being generated - how should I put it, bendy - truth - flexible - officers could claim in court anything ‘I’ or ‘they’ had said in the car park could not be corroborated by a witness.
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You see you can’t hear what someone is saying in a carpark with a lawnmower going – no one can hear what is being discussed by two senior officers and an undercover journalist who is connected to MI6.
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No Fixed Abode - JackCB
sometimes the stage is the star instead of the talent
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